About this story
WRITTEN BY
Tracy Brown, whose lifelong love for Donatello somehow only translated to a 37.5% affinity with him even with the answer key.
Jen Yamato, who according to extremely accurate sai-ence, is 87.5% Raphael and 12.5% Leonardo.
STORY DESIGN AND GRAPHICS BY
Phi Do, whose go-to karaoke song always brings out her inner 37.5% Raphael.
Vanessa Martínez is 37.5% Splinter, but as a journalist, she likes to think she’s 100% April O’Neil.
Sean Greene, who is an awesomely fitting equal parts Leonardo and Michelangelo with a little bit of Raphael.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
Zifei Zhang, who is a die-hard Donatello fan got the surprising result of 37.5% Raphael.

EDITED BY
Matt Brennan, who got 50% Leonardo and 37.5% Splinter but is at least fun enough to take part in a personality quiz.
Alex Tatusian, who ate enough pizza during the making of this story that being 50% Michelangelo checks out.
Blake Hennon, who is 37.5% Splinter by birth and 25% Michelangelo by living his adult life in Los Angeles.
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